Humour Forum

Chordbook Admin
registered
2006 04 10
348 posts

Hi there, its been requested to have a humour forum up here, so here we go...
keep it clean!
cheers,
Strat

aka Bob, Chordbook Admin

Senior Member
registered
2010 08 07
334 posts

thanks for the new thread and section Strat. I think I'll start off with two here.

How do you get a guitarist to play softer? Give him some sheet music

Why Do bag pipe players walk while they play? To get away from the noise

Senior Member
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2006 11 03
1,152 posts

Q: What's worse than an accordian playermwho's out-of-tune?

A: A kazoo player who's out-of-tune.

...and the DEVIL said: "...yes, but it's a DRY heat!"

Senior Member
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2012 03 03
177 posts

Well, Bray, I personally LOVE the pipes, but they ARE fun to poke fun at, so here are a couple more:


Q: What's the difference between a bagpipe and a chainsaw?

A: You can tune a chainsaw."



I believe it was George Burns who used to say:  "I love a man who plays the bagpipes - and doesn't."

Senior Member
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2012 03 03
177 posts

Sign in a music store:

Please watch your children!
Any unattended children will be given a free pair of cymbals.

Senior Member
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2011 04 18
116 posts

[quote=City Cowgirl]Sign in a music store:

Please watch your children!
Any unattended children will be given a free pair of cymbals.[/quote]


Now I like that one



Senior Member
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2009 06 16
366 posts

The only thing funny about music in my house is MY PLAYING ABILITY!!!!!  It really is a JOKE!!

KEEPING IT FUN, Dean

Member
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2012 11 17
47 posts

Bass player: did you hear my last rehersal?

Band leader: I hope so

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2013 08 25
17 posts

Q: what do you call a person who hangs out with 4 musicians?
A: a drummer

Member
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2012 11 17
47 posts

not really a joke but i thought it was funny.I had posted on FB as a joke, I think i need new Gtar strings,the rust is getting into my blood and i have a strange urge to hump a 52 Buick,About a week later my stepson called and said hes sent me some strings with excessories.the strings were attached to  a sweet little Alvarez,just a good ole flat top that i now use as my song writer that i keep in the stand so i dont have to uncase the Martin when i get an urge.mabe i shoulda said i need new tires for my truck hehe


 
 
 
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